The conversation was like this :
Me : Hi, where are you? Busy?
Him : In the outlet... A bit busy lor... Why a?
Me : No lar... just wondering only *i buy RM100k that if he really forgets, he will say "ok lar...talk later ok?"
Him : Ok lar...talk later ok?
i told you! he REALLY forgotten!
Me : see! you forgot!!!
Him : what...? OH YA HOR!! *hehehe*
Me : he-he what?? you see, i was thinking why my phone still doesn't ring for the past half hour and its almost 12am, and the only reason to it is that you've forgotten... you was early during xmas and new year eve but you forgotten my birthday... T.T
hmm, at least he did it after he reached home after work.
This was one story while the other was a killer. Reason for making the statement as 'killer'... how on earth can both state-based dudes get overrun by three fellas with the just usage of phones?? and the worst part was : i was the only person who knew the backstage drama days after that; and if i never ask, this secret is going to be buried together with them!
Let me pull all the storyline together to make it clearer for you.
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Scene 1 - Evil Planning Activated
On the day of their arrival, all of us together with Jie's family went for temple visits in Tumpat. During that time, i was thinking, since Jie's birthday was on the next few days, why don't we just throw a surprise birthday for him on the next day where we're going to have our barbeque. So i sneakily discuss this matter with the others. When i was talking about cake and gift, three of them was like K.Oed from the flight, non of them really did give the response, But after that, Yao told me that he and the others had bought him a necklace. Well, that was fast?? Now the only issue is the cake, I told them that i could get it on the second day and since i'm driving, nobody will know a thing!
Scene 2 - BBQ Shopping and Cake Mission by Agent June, Agent Yao and Agent Fang
In the morning, i went to pick all of them up from Jie's house and Jie wanted me to drive, perhaps he was tired from temple visit because it was kind of hot on that day, even June got sick right after that. So when we headed to Tesco, that three fellas (Jie, Yao, June) insisted to hunt for beverages while we (me, Alex, Fang) hunt for food. That's weird, beverages need hunting as well? They are all over the shelves wey, why the hurry? Then in the middle of choosing chicken wings, Jie came to me for my car keys and said he wanted to get something...Erk?? i totally wasn't paying attention cause he was mumbling throughout the whole conversation while i was searching for the keys. I think i spend the whole time getting all the stuff while the three fellas used all the time just buying few bottles of Pepsi! Suddenly i felt like i'm bring trolled~
Scene 3 - Panic Alarm
While we was leaving, my mind was starting to be clear that Jie wasn't driving and how the hell i'm going to get the cake without his notice?? so i left him behind with Fang while i ran towards to discuss with Yao. Hmm, i think the only thing i can do right now is to send all of them back and go out to get the cake alone.
Scene 4 - Magic Cake from Nowhere
When we was unloading the stuff from the car, Fang pull out a cake from my car. During that few seconds, i was surprised and trying to think where the hell did the freaking cake came out from. I didn't saw them going anywhere nor send them to any cake shop either. Did i??? And there was one moment where i actually thought that they brought it all the way from Kuala Lumpur! Great, now i sounded stupid. =.='''
Scene 5 - Attempting to get the cake through without Catching Jie's Attention
Lucky Jie was facing himself towards the wall, so Fang quickly went to the kitchen to store the cake in the fridge. When i was adjusting the cake in the fridge, Jie came in to grab the butter or something which suddenly spooked me and i had to came out with ridiculous excuses just to avoid him from opening the fridge.
Scene 6 - Coming Back from the bank and was giving a totally freak out Surprise!
When me and Jie came back from the bank, they were all lighting up the cake. One thing i was curious other than having Jie to pushing me into the porch was : how did they know that we re on our way back and everything was perfectly on time??? Everybody was singing happy birthday to WEIJIE! and ANNA! what the???
No wonder he kept on pushing me lar!
Now for some Behind the Scene parts.
Pre Scene 1 - Behind the Scene - Early Evil Planning Activated
Because i've mentioned that i have never really celebrated my birthday as i grow older in my age especially when my birthday is so near to chinese new year where people are mostly busy all the time, Jie planned to throw a surprise birthday for me. Its really quite easy to remember the date though but i can't deny that its quite easy as well for people to forget. Two weeks before they (June, Fang, Yao) arrived in Kelantan, they had it planned with the cake(s) and gift(s).
This i really don't have much info, all i knew was those 'pixies' were hunting badly for the rainbow cause it was a kind of rare thing to find. At the same time, they were also hunting for Jie's necklace and had it engraved. No wonder he wasn't in the group in searching for my present.
Scene 2,3,4,5 - Behind the Scene - Only One Car and Both are Intention to get it for Each Oher
Well, this was a wreck! There's only one car, after all of us had reached Tesco, Jie regret in sitting my car while me having the same issue. Now how the hell are we going to get the cake(s)?
Jie : Oh shit! i should have drive my car out so that i can't buy the cake without having Anna to notice.
Anna: Charm! now only one car, how to get the cake without Jie's notice???
When i was choosing the chicken wings as mentioned earlier, didn't i mentioned as well they wanted to hunt beverages separately from foods? That was why Jie asked me for the keys earlier! They went to the Secret Recipe to get cakes and kept it under the driver's seat. And to be more cautious, Jie went in to the car and block it from my view. To Jie, the cakes are for me; but to them (June, Fang Yao), it was for us (me, Jie). Means Jie was aware of the cakes all the time and yet i still look for the right moment for Fang to throw the cake into the back kitchen! What the Krap!
1: i thought the cake is from KL
2: i thought Jie didnt know about the cake
3: i still mong cha cha in storing the cake and coming up with ridiculous excuses! @.@
Now i think they (June Fang Yao) had started to mutate their evil mind during Scene 2 or even earlier than that!
Scene 6 - Behind the Scene - Finale
It was a great catch for them when i wanted to go to the bank to do some transaction and Jie accompanied me, because this is when they keep everything and started to 部阵!
And this is the funny part where Jie took this as my birthday surprise while i took this as his birthday surprise... If me and Jie were to really be soldiers, i think both of us will die before hands.
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In the earlier stage, i kept on saying that rainbow came out from ground and ended by going back into the group again, that's why every time we see a rainbow, it was in an inverted U shape. And that really sounded like Penny. If you do watch the Big Bang Theory, you will know exactly what the hell i'm saying. Actually i know rainbow came out from a light penetrated from a rain droplet, but i make it to sound funny. You will never know when i will suddenly came up with a joke like that. But one thing i would like to restatement about : rainbow doesn't comes from ground or either from droplet, it comes from people who cares about you.
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Hehe.. glad that you figured out the 阴谋at the end...
ReplyDeletetoo much of 阴谋 for me to digest
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